Grocery Shopper

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Jim Reid
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Grocery Shopper

Postby Jim Reid » Wed Apr 15, 2020 7:32 am

Man in line at the grocery store lady in front of him placed her groceries on the belt the man behind her said you are not married are you she replied can you tell by what groceries i'm buying man replied no it's because you're ugly.

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Re: Grocery Shopper

Postby outdoors4evr » Thu Apr 16, 2020 6:09 am

Don't stand behind that dude. When the bullet goes through that douche, ya don't want to be the backstop.
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