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Mobile phone

Postby Bus Driver » Thu Sep 10, 2015 4:18 pm

After a tiring day, a commuter settled down in his seat and closed his eyes. As the train rolled out of the station, a woman sitting next to him pulled out her mobile phone.

She started talking in a loud voice: "Hi sweetheart. It's Sue. I'm on the train". "Yes, I know it's the six thirty and not the four thirty, but I had a long meeting. No, honey, not with that Kevin from the accounting office. It was with the boss. No sweetheart, you're the only one in my life. Yes, I'm sure, cross my heart!"

Fifteen minutes later, she was still talking loudly. When the man sitting next to her had enough, he leaned over and said into the phone, "Sue, hang up the phone and come back to bed."

Sue doesn't use her mobile phone in public any longer.
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Re: Mobile phone

Postby Barnyard » Fri Sep 11, 2015 8:19 am

:lol: This has given me many ideas.
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Re: Mobile phone

Postby torchred89 » Fri Sep 11, 2015 5:18 pm

I was working in a Federal building. They had there own café. This guy ordered his food and then came and sat down at our table. When he was up getting his food his phone rang. They talked one of the girls into answering it. She said Hello! His wife said where is Hugh she said in the shower! After that I never left my phone on the table.


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