How is your Day Going ? I cleaned this up some

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How is your Day Going ? I cleaned this up some

Postby chief » Tue Mar 14, 2017 11:21 am

There I was is sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig.

"Well, whatcha gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly, as I burst into tears.

"Come on, man," the biker says, "I didn't think you'd CRY. I can`t stand to see a man crying."

"This is the worst day of my life," I say. "I'm a complete failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me.

When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. and then my dog bit me."

"So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all, I buy a drink, I drop a capsule in and sit here watching the poison dissolve; then you, show up and drink the whole thing! But enough about me, how's your day going?"

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Re: How is your Day Going ? I cleaned this up some

Postby Dale Finch » Tue Mar 14, 2017 11:23 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: How is your Day Going ? I cleaned this up some

Postby ricky racer » Tue Mar 14, 2017 4:43 pm

:weaping: :weaping:
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Re: How is your Day Going ? I cleaned this up some

Postby randallc » Wed Mar 15, 2017 4:19 am

Good one Chief
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Re: How is your Day Going ? I cleaned this up some

Postby Bill Hudson » Wed Mar 15, 2017 11:46 am

:weaping: :weaping:

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Re: How is your Day Going ? I cleaned this up some

Postby Mike in Louisiana » Wed Mar 22, 2017 8:53 am

I like that one...
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