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Seasonal topic

Postby Bus Driver » Sat Nov 05, 2016 2:03 pm

2 pumpkins walk into a bar. They settle in and enjoy the beginning of a nice evening out. But then, a car crashes through the window, injuring one of them.

A doctor arrives on the scene, and checks out the injured pumpkin, then turns to his buddy and says "I've got good news and bad news! The good news is that your friend will pull through, but the bad news is he'll be a vegetable for the rest of his life!"
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Re: Seasonal topic

Postby Eugene » Sat Nov 05, 2016 6:16 pm

Ok. Not bad.
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