Church visitor

[Bus Driver]

As usual, the pastor at the country church was at the door as the attendees were leaving after the Sunday service. Shaking hands and briefly speaking to some of the people as they left, he encountered a stranger and thanked him for attending, encouraging him to come back again and to join the fellowship. Response: "I ain't never coming back to this church". Pastor: "Oh my! What seems to be the problem?" "They's a woman in there slapped me, I never knowed a woman could hit so hard". Pastor: "What happened just before that?" "That song leader announced a hymn and told everbody to stand. The woman in front of me stood up and her skirt was caught up in the crack between her buttocks, so I pulled it out. She turnt around and give me a real mean look. I knowed right then I had messed up so I put it back".