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Postby Rudi » Thu Jan 17, 2013 10:09 pm

I have screwball friends... who send me stuff like this. Hope you enjoy it :D


1) You can't count your hair.
2) You can't wash your eyes with soap.
3) You can't breathe when your tongue is out. -- Put your tongue back in your mouth, you silly person. :lol:

Ten (10) Things I know about you.

1 ) You are reading this.
2 ) You are human.
3 ) You can't say the letter ''P'' without separating your lips.
4 ) You just attempted to do it.
6 ) You are laughing at yourself.
7 ) You have a smile on your face and you skipped No. 5.
8 ) You just checked to see if there is a No. 5.
9 ) You laugh at this because you are a fun loving person & everyone does it too.
10 ) You are probably going to send this to see who else falls for it.

You have received this e-mail because I didn't want to be alone in the idiot category :big smile:
Have a great day, laugh, and then laugh and sing
It's a Beautiful Morning even when it may not be.

Remember: do not regret growing older, it is a privilege denied to many.
Confusion breeds Discussion which breeds Knowledge which breeds Confidence which breeds Friendship

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Re: Impossibilities

Postby John *.?-!.* cub owner » Thu Jan 17, 2013 10:15 pm

It's also impossible to lick your elbow.

You just tried that too didn't you. :lol:
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Re: Impossibilities

Postby randallc » Fri Jan 18, 2013 5:37 am

Good one Rudi.

"Remember: do not regret growing older, it is a privilege denied to many."

Another good one.

Laughter is certainly a great medicine.
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