911 Call

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911 Call

Postby Bob McCarty » Wed Apr 03, 2024 9:30 pm

A blonde frantically called 911 and told the dispatcher that someone had broken into her car. They had stolen her steering wheel, her radio, everything! The dispatcher calmly told her that an officer would arrive shortly. About ten minutes later the officer radioed back "everything is okay, she got in the back seat."
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Re: 911 Call

Postby Dale Finch » Thu Apr 04, 2024 7:22 am

Bob, good one......but, you have waaaay too much time on your hands! Find another project!! :lol:
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Re: 911 Call

Postby ricky racer » Thu Apr 04, 2024 7:53 am

:bellylaugh: :bellylaugh:
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Re: 911 Call

Postby Bill Hudson » Thu Apr 04, 2024 9:10 am

I like it!
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Re: 911 Call

Postby Eugene » Thu Apr 04, 2024 9:31 am

Funny.

In about 10 minutes all blond jokes will be called sexist, discriminatory, derogatory, and subject the poster to years in prison.
I have an excuse. CRS.


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