Don't Ask Me How I Know!!

[FuryIII]

just a few items to put on your DAMHIK list

1. dont point at the fan blade on a running tractor if your standing really close.
2. pour gas in the tank with a funnel, while the engine is not running.
3. never asume a flopping belt is tight enough.
4. tires roll better with air in them.
5. a broken muffler will fall off.
6. when you pick it up its hot.
7. same said will also burn your foot, through your boot, when you drop it.
8. set screws are necessary.
9. battery acid burns worse than mufflers.
10. dont check your oil and then rub your eyes with the same rag.


feel free to add your own. i know im not the only one.

[John *.?-!.* cub owner]

Keep you pants legs outside your boots when welding.

[Eugene]

Disconnect the ground cable from the battery first. Install the ground cable to the battery last.

When the directions say to disconnect the battery - disconnect the battery.

Eugene

[Ron Luebke]

don't unplug a coil with engine running don't ask

[spiveyman]

Yeah....I second the "dont pick up a dropped muffler".....

[Eugene]

After saving seeds from hot Jalapeno chili peppers wash your hands before going to the toilet.

[PageRob]

Don't try to push a houseboat away from your powerboat in a chop. It's just not worth it...motor away instead.

[spiveyman]

After saving seeds from hot Jalapeno chili peppers wash your hands before going to the toilet.

[kinelbor]

After saving seeds from hot Jalapeno chili peppers wash your hands before going to the toilet.

[FCUBMAN]

Don't jump onto the deck of a homemade houseboat from another, higher deck - said deck *may* punch through, causing embarassment, damage, and a trapped foot

[Ron Luebke]

Don't jump onto the deck of a homemade houseboat from another, higher deck - said deck *may* punch through, causing embarassment, damage, and a trapped foot

oooouuch

[TJ]

Don't take exlax and sleeping pills at the same time

[FuryIII]

Don't take exlax and sleeping pills at the same time

[Phillip W. Lenke]

If you get chaffed , make sure you use corn starch and not baking soda.
It burns us!

[Bigschuss]

Never point a pneumatic nailing gun even slightly towards yourself assuming the nail won't penetrate the entire thickness of the 2x4 stud and then won't bounce off another stud and miss your eye by about 2 inches and go whizzing pass your head and put a nice dent in the door to the circuit breaker panel on the back wall of the garage in which you were working.