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Wife is missing

Postby Bob McCarty » Tue Dec 25, 2018 1:49 pm

Wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home !

Officer: Age?

Husband: I'm not sure. Somewhere between 50 and 60. We don't do birthdays.

Officer: Height?

Husband: I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall.

OFFICER : Weight?

Husband: Don't know. Not slim, not really fat.

OFFICER : Colour of eyes?

Husband: Sort of brown I think Never really noticed.

OFFICER : Colour of hair?

Husband: Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown now. I can't remember.

OFFICER : What was she wearing?

Husband: Could have been pants, or maybe a skirt or shorts. I don't know exactly.

OFFICER : What kind of car did she go in?

Husband: She went in my truck.

OFFICER : What kind of truck was it?

Husband : A 2016, manufactured September 16th, pearl white Ram Limited 4X4 with 6.4l Hemi V8 engine ordered with the Ram Box bar and fridge option, LED lighting, reversing and front camera, Moose hide leather heated and cooled seats, climate controlled air conditioning. It has a custom matching white cover for the bed, Weather Tech floor mats. Trailing package with gold hitch, sunroof, DVD with full GPS navigation, satellite radio, Cobra 75 WX ST 40-channel CB radio, six cup holders, 3 USB ports and 4 power outlets. I added special alloy wheels and off-road Toyo tyres. It has custom retracting running boards and under-glow wheel well lighting. At this point the husband started choking up.

OFFICER : Take it easy sir, We'll find your truck.
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we need to think differently."
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Re: Wife is missing

Postby Steve-N-Tn » Tue Dec 25, 2018 2:37 pm

Lotta truth there Bob!!

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Re: Wife is missing

Postby Dale Finch » Tue Dec 25, 2018 4:41 pm

:lol: :coffee:
I can relate to that, too, ya know!!! :D
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Re: Wife is missing

Postby Gary Dotson » Wed Dec 26, 2018 8:27 am

Yes, Steve, lots of truth!

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Re: Wife is missing

Postby John *.?-!.* cub owner » Wed Dec 26, 2018 9:13 am

I finally got rid of that noise in my car.
I opened the door and pushed her out!
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Re: Wife is missing

Postby Donegal Cub » Thu Dec 27, 2018 3:42 pm

The old ones are the best Bob, :lol:
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Re: Wife is missing

Postby BigBill » Thu Jan 24, 2019 11:17 pm

Pay attention to detail lol
I'm technically misunderstood at times i guess its been this way my whole life so why should it change now.


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