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Corn Maze for Blondes

Postby Georgia Boy » Wed Oct 05, 2011 12:47 pm

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Re: Corn Maze for Blondes

Postby grumpy » Thu Oct 06, 2011 10:47 pm

I'm confused. :-)
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Re: Corn Maze for Blondes

Postby Barnyard » Thu Oct 06, 2011 10:59 pm

grumpy wrote:I'm confused. :-)

Or do you mean cornfused?
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Re: Corn Maze for Blondes

Postby Boss Hog » Thu Oct 06, 2011 11:29 pm

Georgia Boy wrote:Image


Will also work on some northerners :D
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Re: Corn Maze for Blondes

Postby Clint Carter » Thu Oct 06, 2011 11:44 pm

thats a good one randy
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Re: Corn Maze for Blondes

Postby Tezell » Fri Oct 07, 2011 6:16 am

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Re: Corn Maze for Blondes

Postby Lildog Jr » Tue Oct 11, 2011 6:15 pm

Barnyard wrote:
grumpy wrote:I'm confused. :-)

Or do you mean cornfused?

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Re: Corn Maze for Blondes

Postby Bob Perry » Fri Oct 14, 2011 7:40 am

Sometimes I'm embarrassed to be from Massachusetts: This woman was TWENTY FIVE FEET from the exit !!! Hair color unknown.

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Re: Corn Maze for Blondes

Postby Jimdawg » Fri Oct 14, 2011 9:00 am

bobperry wrote:Sometimes I'm embarrassed to be from Massachusetts: This woman was TWENTY FIVE FEET from the exit !!! Hair color unknown.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/style/family-gets-lost-in-mass-corn-maze-calls-911/2011/10/13/gIQA2SONhL_video.html


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Re: Corn Maze for Blondes

Postby John *.?-!.* cub owner » Sat Oct 15, 2011 9:37 am

That made the news in eastern Mo.
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Re: Corn Maze for Blondes

Postby Bob Perry » Tue Oct 18, 2011 8:08 pm

That made the news in eastern Mo.


Oh boy John I hope you didn't hear about this other story embarrassing to Massachusetts !

http://bostonherald.com/news/regional/view/2011_1004charges_will_be_sought_in_pool_death_aftermath
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Re: Corn Maze for Blondes

Postby Barnyard » Tue Oct 18, 2011 8:24 pm

bobperry wrote:
That made the news in eastern Mo.


Oh boy John I hope you didn't hear about this other story embarrassing to Massachusetts !

http://bostonherald.com/news/regional/view/2011_1004charges_will_be_sought_in_pool_death_aftermath

Here's the part I don't get, the report states "that Marie Joseph, who did not know how to swim, followed a 9-year-old boy down a slide into water 12 feet deep. She slipped below in seven seconds July 26 and was never seen alive again, the report states.

How do they know this much? Somebody had to see it if they know she followed a kid down the slide. They know how long it took to slip under the water and they know the date. An autopsy would not reveal that she was on the slide with the kid. Obviously some body had to see it happen.
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Re: Corn Maze for Blondes

Postby sdurnal » Wed Oct 19, 2011 6:49 pm

One of my friends on facebook posted that corn maze photo a while ago. I posted "no comment", and I still got hit..
(I live in a household of blondes) hehe

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Re: Corn Maze for Blondes

Postby Bob Perry » Wed Oct 19, 2011 8:01 pm

Here's the part I don't get, the report states "that Marie Joseph, who did not know how to swim, followed a 9-year-old boy down a slide into water 12 feet deep. She slipped below in seven seconds July 26 and was never seen alive again, the report states.

How do they know this much? Somebody had to see it if they know she followed a kid down the slide. They know how long it took to slip under the water and they know the date. An autopsy would not reveal that she was on the slide with the kid. Obviously some body had to see it happen.


I have the same questions, Barnyard. Who the heck timed her take 7 seconds to get to the bottom? And did nothing. And how did her group leave but didn't think of her? And the lifeguards, in another report, found her cell phone, keys, towel etc. as they were closing up the place.

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Re: Corn Maze for Blondes

Postby Bob Perry » Thu Oct 27, 2011 3:22 pm

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