Home Schooling - Day 4!

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Home Schooling - Day 4!

Postby Barnyard » Sun Mar 22, 2020 9:28 pm

Physics class.

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Re: Home Schooling - Day 4!

Postby Shane N. » Sun Mar 22, 2020 9:41 pm

I saw a lady peeling her “my child is an honor student” decal off her minivan yesterday!
Every home is a school, what are you teaching?

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Re: Home Schooling - Day 4!

Postby Shane N. » Sun Mar 22, 2020 9:47 pm

Hope you aren’t going insane and won’t for the next or 6 to 12 months. I just heard a Dr. on TV say to have inner peace, that we should always finish things we start and we all could use more calm in our lives. I looked through my house to find things i'd started and hadn't finished, so I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, tha mainder of Valiumun srciptuns, an a box a chocletz. Yu haf no idr how fablus I feel rite now. Sned this to all who need inner piss. An telum u luvum. And two al hve a Marry Crispmouse.
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Re: Home Schooling - Day 4!

Postby Dale Finch » Sun Mar 22, 2020 10:21 pm

:lol: GREAT POST!! I think we all needed this! Thanks!

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Re: Home Schooling - Day 4!

Postby Stanton » Mon Mar 23, 2020 6:55 am

Thanks Bill and Shane. I needed a good laugh this morning...

Love the photo, Bill.
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Re: Home Schooling - Day 4!

Postby Shane N. » Mon Mar 23, 2020 7:13 am

I used to spin the TP roll like I was on Wheel Of Fortune, now I spin it like I'm cracking a safe.
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Re: Home Schooling - Day 4!

Postby coppersmythe » Mon Mar 23, 2020 8:46 am

Shane N. wrote:I used to spin the TP roll like I was on Wheel Of Fortune, now I spin it like I'm cracking a safe.
:lol: :lol: wife loved that one , then gave me "the look" :x coppersmythe....................PS: good to laugh , thanks .

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Re: Home Schooling - Day 4!

Postby Shane N. » Mon Mar 23, 2020 9:27 am

I've figured out why everyone is buying up all the TP they can find, they're staying home and eating their own cooking. Something they haven't done in years :lol:
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Re: Home Schooling - Day 4!

Postby Ike » Mon Mar 23, 2020 10:42 am

Shane N. wrote:I've figured out why everyone is buying up all the TP they can find, they're staying home and eating their own cooking. Something they haven't done in years :lol:

And if the empty shelf at the local store is any indication, they are using LOTS of vegetable oil in their cooking! :lol:

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Re: Home Schooling - Day 4!

Postby Peter Person » Mon Mar 23, 2020 12:27 pm

We formally started homeschooling in 1996 when Erik was 4 years old, though any parent will tell you it starts from birth.
We've graduated Erik and Emily. We will graduate Hannah in June and Anneliese in 2023. Aron entered one of the state VoTech high schools as a sophomore in the Welding/Fabricating program and then went to UTI for Industrial Diesel Technology.

All that to say, you can get very creative with how you teach children readin-writin-rithmetic as well as history, science, economics, civics, art, music, etc.
...so the physics lesson in the photo Bill posted is not too far off! :lol:

Hannah took a liking to baking and has worked at a local bakery for over a year. Her latest undertaking is going to be this;
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Re: Home Schooling - Day 4!

Postby tst » Mon Mar 23, 2020 12:44 pm

There is a replacement for TP, its called dryer sheets, cleans your butt, leaves it smelling fresh and makes the wrinkles go away

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Re: Home Schooling - Day 4!

Postby Urbish » Mon Mar 23, 2020 1:28 pm

Shane N. wrote:Hope you aren’t going insane and won’t for the next or 6 to 12 months. I just heard a Dr. on TV say to have inner peace, that we should always finish things we start and we all could use more calm in our lives. I looked through my house to find things i'd started and hadn't finished, so I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, tha mainder of Valiumun srciptuns, an a box a chocletz. Yu haf no idr how fablus I feel rite now. Sned this to all who need inner piss. An telum u luvum. And two al hve a Marry Crispmouse.


:lol:
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Re: Home Schooling - Day 4!

Postby ajhbike » Mon Mar 23, 2020 4:11 pm

We home schooled all 4 kids and they are pretty good, industrious citizens...better than us.

On the other subject I have to admit when the "apocalypse" got serious I bought bacon and tortilla chips...stuff I normally never eat. TP never crossed my mind.

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Re: Home Schooling - Day 4!

Postby muleboss » Mon Mar 23, 2020 4:28 pm

Barnyard, Where did you get that picture of my grand kids?

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Re: Home Schooling - Day 4!

Postby Barnyard » Mon Mar 23, 2020 5:41 pm

muleboss wrote:Barnyard, Where did you get that picture of my grand kids?

It's the current rage of the internet! :lol:
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