On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm.
The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane.
'I'm too young to die', she wails. Then she yells, 'Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?
For a moment there is silence.. Everyone has forgotten their own peril. They all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane.
Then a brave man stands up in the rear of the plane. He is handsome, tall, well built, with dark hair and deep dark eyes. He starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt, one button at a time...
No one moves... He removes his shirt... Muscles ripple across his chest she gasps... And he says...
"Here! Iron this, and get me something to eat
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"Make Me Feel Like A Woman" - She Said
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Keep it clean (we have youngsters here) and leave the politics and religious jokes for some other forum
Keep it clean (we have youngsters here) and leave the politics and religious jokes for some other forum
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"Make Me Feel Like A Woman" - She Said
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Re: "Make Me Feel Like A Woman" - She Said
Dave
"More gold has been mined from the thoughts of men than has been taken from the earth." -- Napoleon Hill
"More gold has been mined from the thoughts of men than has been taken from the earth." -- Napoleon Hill
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Re: "Make Me Feel Like A Woman" - She Said
Ricky ... I won't even read that one to Em .. nope ... not a chance 
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Re: "Make Me Feel Like A Woman" - She Said
Rudi, I copied and pasted it over on the "Better Half Forum" for you.
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we need to think differently."
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we need to think differently."
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Re: "Make Me Feel Like A Woman" - She Said
Oh gee thanks Bob ... I am just glad I didn't post it
I am just glad I didn't post it Confusion breeds Discussion which breeds Knowledge which breeds Confidence which breeds Friendship
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Ricky must have a really luxurious dog house.
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Re: "Make Me Feel Like A Woman" - She Said
I told my wife this joke and she didn't find the humor in it. I guess it's all in the perspective.....
Ken, Annie the '48.
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I think we gotter if'n she don't jump, Andy Griffith.
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Ken (48 Cub) wrote:I told my wife this joke and she didn't find the humor in it. I guess it's all in the perspective.....
You're a brave man, Ken. Maybe not so smart, but brave!!
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Luck favors those who are prepared
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Re: "Make Me Feel Like A Woman" - She Said
I like it...going to go up and tell the wife that one in a minute. Nothing to worry about here as she don't know how to iron and it's been awhile since she cooked. I have plenty of sandwich material so I won't starve.
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