Farmall Cub

by **Barnyard** » Mon Feb 21, 2011 11:52 pm

Two guys are lost in the desert and are wandering aimlessly and starving. They are about to just lie down and wait for death, when all of a sudden Jimmy says.........

"Hey Bobby, do you smell what I smell. It’s bacon, I think."

"Yeah, Jimmy, it sure smells like bacon."

With renewed hope they struggle up the next sand dune, & there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon.

There's raw bacon, there’s fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon... Every imaginable kind of cured pork.

"Bobby, Bobby, we are saved. It’s a bacon tree."

"Jimmy, maybe it’s a mirage? We are in the desert don't forget."

"Bobby, since when did you ever hear of a mirage that smells like bacon...it’s no mirage, it’s a bacon tree."

And with that, Jimmy staggers towards the tree. He gets to within 20 feet, Bobby crawling close behind, when suddenly a machine gun opens up, and Jimmy drops like a wet sock. Mortally wounded, he warns Bobby with his dying breath,

"Bobby... Go back man, you were right, it’s not a bacon tree!"

"Jimmy, Jimmy my friend... What is it? "

"Bobby.. It’s not a bacon tree. It’s

It’s

It’s

It’s a ham bush....."