2 pumpkins walk into a bar. They settle in and enjoy the beginning of a nice evening out. But then, a car crashes through the window, injuring one of them.
A doctor arrives on the scene, and checks out the injured pumpkin, then turns to his buddy and says "I've got good news and bad news! The good news is that your friend will pull through, but the bad news is he'll be a vegetable for the rest of his life!"
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Keep it clean (we have youngsters here) and leave the politics and religious jokes for some other forum
Keep it clean (we have youngsters here) and leave the politics and religious jokes for some other forum
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Luck favors those who are prepared
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Re: Seasonal topic
Ok. Not bad.
Punkin Chunkin 2016. Recently presented on Discovery and the Science channel.
Punkin Chunkin 2016. Recently presented on Discovery and the Science channel.
I have an excuse. CRS.
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