Wonderful weekend

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Wonderful weekend

Postby Jim Reid » Sun Oct 18, 2015 2:28 pm

A middle age man walks in the jewelry store with his young lady asks the salesman to show her some rings the first one she looks at she likes the salesman tells her it's $20,000 the man says no problem she then sees one she likes better the salesman tells her this one is $40,000 the man says no problem we will take it and tells the salesman it's Friday and it's late the banks are closed I am going to write you a check to hold the ring I will be back Monday when he returned on Monday the salesman was hysterical sir we have been trying to contact you your check is no good it bounced the man replied yea I knew it would but man I had one heckuva weekend.

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Re: Wonderful weekend

Postby Mike in Louisiana » Mon Oct 19, 2015 10:29 am

:D :D :D
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