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IF YOU MARRY AN OHIO GIRL ...

Postby Barnyard » Thu Sep 03, 2015 10:56 am

Three friends married women from different parts of the country.

The first man married a woman from Texas . He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.


The second man married a woman from Tennessee. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done and there was a huge dinner on the table.

The third man married a girl from Ohio. He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher. He still has some difficulty when he goes to the bathroom.
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Re: IF YOU MARRY AN OHIO GIRL ...

Postby Jim Becker » Thu Sep 03, 2015 11:56 am

Folk song "Texas Girl", don't know the original source:

Now you can give marriage a whirl
If you got some cash in your purse
But don't wed no one but a Texas girl
Cause, no matter what happens, she's seen worse.

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Re: IF YOU MARRY AN OHIO GIRL ...

Postby Stanton » Thu Sep 03, 2015 12:43 pm

Ya'll are bad. :lol:
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Re: IF YOU MARRY AN OHIO GIRL ...

Postby torchred89 » Tue Sep 22, 2015 6:13 pm

It must be Northern women and I married one from Michigan. :D


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