A wife asked her husband, "Honey, will you please go to the store? Buy one carton of milk, and if they have avocados, get six."
A short time later, her husband returned with six cartons of milk.
"Why did you buy six cartons of milk?" the wife asked.
He answered, "They had avocados!"
My wife had to read that about six times before she finally got it.
Bob
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The Mars - Venus conundrum.
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