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Bath tub test

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Bath tub test

Postby torchred89 » Wed Jun 03, 2015 4:33 pm

During a visit to my doctor, I asked him, "How do you determine whether or not an older person should be put in an old age home?"









"Well," he said, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the person to empty the bathtub."









"Oh, I understand," I said. "A normal person would use the bucket because it is bigger than the spoon or the teacup."















No ," he said.








"A normal person would pull the plug.


Do you want a bed near the window?"

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Re: Bath tub test

Postby Mike in Louisiana » Thu Jun 04, 2015 7:56 am

:D :D :D :D
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Re: Bath tub test

Postby randallc » Fri Jun 05, 2015 5:18 am

I defiantly want a room with a window.
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Re: Bath tub test

Postby John *.?-!.* cub owner » Fri Jun 05, 2015 8:55 am

I picked the spoon. :cry:
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