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Have you been here?

Postby Bob McCarty » Tue Mar 18, 2014 3:53 pm

From the "Fence Post":

I have been in many places, but I've never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can't go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone.
I've also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there.
I have, however, been in Sane. They don't have an airport. You have to be driven there. I have made several trips there, thanks to my friends, family, and work.
I would like to go to Conclusions, but you have to jump, and I'm not too much on physical activity anymore.
I have also been in Doubt. That is a sad place to go, and I try not to visit there too often.
I've been in Flexible, but only when it was very important to stand firm.
Sometimes I'm in Capable, and I go there more often as I'm getting older.
One of my favority place to be is in Suspense! It really gets the adrenalin flowing ad pumps up the old heart! At my age I need all the stimuli I can get!.

Bob
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we need to think differently."
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Re: Have you been here?

Postby Mr E » Tue Mar 18, 2014 8:49 pm

You are right. Sane has no airport. BR always drives me there. :lol:
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Re: Have you been here?

Postby grumpy » Tue Mar 18, 2014 9:39 pm

:beer: :beer: Good one. Thanks for sharing.
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Re: Have you been here?

Postby randallc » Wed Mar 19, 2014 5:13 am

Those should like a place called familiar.
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Re: Have you been here?

Postby Stanton » Wed Mar 19, 2014 6:44 am

Thanks for sharing this, Bob. Got a chuckle out of it! :)
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Re: Have you been here?

Postby Mike in Louisiana » Wed Mar 19, 2014 7:46 am

:D :D :D :D :D
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