For you smart phone users...
Posted: Tue Feb 11, 2014 11:30 am
From the "Fence Post"
Two old cowboys stopped in the local tavern after hauling cattle all day and, as these occasions too often go, one beer turned into another and before either oldtimer realized the time, it was dark. Tex looked at Gene and said, "I didn't realize what time it is. I'd better let my little lady know where I am". So he took out his SmartPhone and sent his wife this text message: "Dear, I'm having one more beer with Gene at the Dew Drop Inn. If I'm not home in a half-hour, read this message again."
Two old cowboys stopped in the local tavern after hauling cattle all day and, as these occasions too often go, one beer turned into another and before either oldtimer realized the time, it was dark. Tex looked at Gene and said, "I didn't realize what time it is. I'd better let my little lady know where I am". So he took out his SmartPhone and sent his wife this text message: "Dear, I'm having one more beer with Gene at the Dew Drop Inn. If I'm not home in a half-hour, read this message again."