Farmall Cub

To determine who likes you the most, lock your wife and your dog in the trunk of the car. Come back an hour later, open the trunk and see who is most happy to see you.

If I done that I could find out in about two minutes.

Got no dog, so he or she wouldn't be licking my face. Wouldn't take two minutes for the wife to start beating my A----- with the tire iron stored in the trunk.

I just want someone with experience to tell me how to get the wife in trunk and keep her there long enough to lock the lid.

Mr E wrote:I just want someone with experience to tell me how to get the wife in trunk and keep her there long enough to lock the lid.

That is a REAL BAD idea!!!

I suggest not getting in the front of the car if it has the fold down rear seats as many do.