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Last Will & Testament

Posted: Fri Nov 08, 2013 3:26 pm
by Bus Driver
Last WILL & TESTAMENT...


Morris Schwartz is on his deathbed, knows the end is near, and is with his nurse,
his wife, his daughter and 2 sons. "So", he says to them:


"Bernie, I want you to take the Beverly Hills houses."

"Sybil, take the apartments over in Los Angeles Plaza ."

"Hymie, I want you to take the offices over in City Center ."

"Sarah, my dear wife, please take all the residential buildings downtown."

The nurse is just blown away by all this, and as Morris slips away, she says ,
"Mrs. Schwartz, your husband must have been such a hardworking man to have
accumulated all this property".

Sarah replies, "Property? ... the schmuck has a paper route!"

Re: Last Will & Testament

Posted: Fri Nov 08, 2013 3:32 pm
by tnestell
Looks like a good route to have.

Re: Last Will & Testament

Posted: Fri Nov 08, 2013 6:13 pm
by Barnyard
That is great, I gotta share that one!

Re: Last Will & Testament

Posted: Fri Nov 08, 2013 7:51 pm
by Bill Hudson
Barnyard wrote:... I gotta share that one!


I just did. What a hoot.

Bill

Re: Last Will & Testament

Posted: Fri Nov 08, 2013 8:00 pm
by Tezell
:lol: :lol: :lol: