"Make Me Feel Like A Woman" - She Said

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"Make Me Feel Like A Woman" - She Said

Postby ricky racer » Wed Aug 28, 2013 7:08 pm

On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm.

The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane.

'I'm too young to die', she wails. Then she yells, 'Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?

For a moment there is silence.. Everyone has forgotten their own peril. They all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane.

Then a brave man stands up in the rear of the plane. He is handsome, tall, well built, with dark hair and deep dark eyes. He starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt, one button at a time...

No one moves... He removes his shirt... Muscles ripple across his chest she gasps... And he says...

"Here! Iron this, and get me something to eat
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Re: "Make Me Feel Like A Woman" - She Said

Postby Winfield Dave » Thu Aug 29, 2013 5:28 am

:bellylaugh: :bellylaugh: :bellylaugh:
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Re: "Make Me Feel Like A Woman" - She Said

Postby Rudi » Thu Aug 29, 2013 7:52 pm

Ricky ... I won't even read that one to Em .. nope ... not a chance :lol: :wink: :!:
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Re: "Make Me Feel Like A Woman" - She Said

Postby Bob McCarty » Thu Aug 29, 2013 10:15 pm

Rudi, I copied and pasted it over on the "Better Half Forum" for you. :lol:

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Re: "Make Me Feel Like A Woman" - She Said

Postby Rudi » Fri Aug 30, 2013 7:48 am

Oh gee thanks Bob ... :lol: I am just glad I didn't post it :wink:
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Re: "Make Me Feel Like A Woman" - She Said

Postby outdoors4evr » Tue Sep 03, 2013 10:17 am

Ricky must have a really luxurious dog house.
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Re: "Make Me Feel Like A Woman" - She Said

Postby Ken (48 Cub) » Tue Sep 03, 2013 11:47 am

I told my wife this joke and she didn't find the humor in it. I guess it's all in the perspective..... :)
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Re: "Make Me Feel Like A Woman" - She Said

Postby ricky racer » Tue Sep 03, 2013 4:28 pm

Ken (48 Cub) wrote:I told my wife this joke and she didn't find the humor in it. I guess it's all in the perspective..... :)



You're a brave man, Ken. Maybe not so smart, but brave!! :lol:
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Re: "Make Me Feel Like A Woman" - She Said

Postby Bus Driver » Mon Sep 30, 2013 4:15 pm

The basic idea is already in a song.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOCC1EKXRBc
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Re: "Make Me Feel Like A Woman" - She Said

Postby ArtN » Thu Oct 31, 2013 11:15 am

I like it...going to go up and tell the wife that one in a minute. Nothing to worry about here as she don't know how to iron and it's been awhile since she cooked. I have plenty of sandwich material so I won't starve.
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