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A lie

Postby Bus Driver » Tue May 14, 2013 3:53 pm

Bob, a 70 year old, extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the country club with a breathtakingly beautiful and very sexy 25 year old blonde-haired woman who knocks everyone's socks off with her youthful sex appeal and charm and who hangs over Bob's arm and listens intently to his every word. His friends at the club are all aghast.

At the very first chance, they corner him and ask, 'Bob, how'd you get the trophy girlfriend?'

Bob replies, 'Girlfriend? She's my wife!'

They're bowled over, but continue to ask. how'd you persuade her to marry you?'

'I lied about my age ', Bob replies.

'What, did you tell her you were only 50?'

Bob smiles and says, 'No, I told her I was 90.'
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Re: A lie

Postby Mike in Louisiana » Wed May 15, 2013 8:03 am

I like that one. :D :D :D
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Re: A lie

Postby Lildog Jr » Thu May 30, 2013 5:15 pm

what the... lol
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