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SCOTCH?

Postby Bus Driver » Tue Feb 19, 2013 5:21 pm

On the first day of school, the children
brought gifts for their teacher.

The supermarket manager's daughter brought
the teacher a basket of assorted fruit.

The florist's son brought the teacher a
bouquet of flowers.

The candy-store owner's daughter gave the
teacher a pretty box of candy.

Then the liquor-store owner's son brought up
a big, heavy box. The teacher
lifted it up and noticed that it was leaking
a little bit..She touched a
drop of the liquid with her finger and
tasted it.

"Is it wine?" she guessed. "No," the boy
replied. She tasted another drop
and asked, "Champagne?"

"No," said the little boy............."It's
a puppy!"

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Re: SCOTCH?

Postby grumpy » Tue Feb 19, 2013 7:08 pm

:headbang :headbang :headbang Thanks
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