Impossibilities
Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2013 10:09 pm
I have screwball friends... who send me stuff like this. Hope you enjoy it 
You have received this e-mail because I didn't want to be alone in the idiot category
Have a great day, laugh, and then laugh and sing
It's a Beautiful Morning even when it may not be.
Remember: do not regret growing older, it is a privilege denied to many.
IMPOSSIBILITIES
1) You can't count your hair.
2) You can't wash your eyes with soap.
3) You can't breathe when your tongue is out. -- Put your tongue back in your mouth, you silly person.
1) You can't count your hair.
2) You can't wash your eyes with soap.
3) You can't breathe when your tongue is out. -- Put your tongue back in your mouth, you silly person.
Ten (10) Things I know about you.
1 ) You are reading this.
2 ) You are human.
3 ) You can't say the letter ''P'' without separating your lips.
4 ) You just attempted to do it.
6 ) You are laughing at yourself.
7 ) You have a smile on your face and you skipped No. 5.
8 ) You just checked to see if there is a No. 5.
9 ) You laugh at this because you are a fun loving person & everyone does it too.
10 ) You are probably going to send this to see who else falls for it.
1 ) You are reading this.
2 ) You are human.
3 ) You can't say the letter ''P'' without separating your lips.
4 ) You just attempted to do it.
6 ) You are laughing at yourself.
7 ) You have a smile on your face and you skipped No. 5.
8 ) You just checked to see if there is a No. 5.
9 ) You laugh at this because you are a fun loving person & everyone does it too.
10 ) You are probably going to send this to see who else falls for it.
You have received this e-mail because I didn't want to be alone in the idiot category
Have a great day, laugh, and then laugh and sing
It's a Beautiful Morning even when it may not be.
Remember: do not regret growing older, it is a privilege denied to many.