I had 3 goats. Two nice sisters, and a male goat, who, as he gets older, he gets meaner. The females were getting thinner, because he'd bite their ears when they try to eat. So I decided to sell the male.
The rest of this story was inspired by Ed (ScottyD'sDad):
He must have gotten a job at Subway, because the man who bought him said "He sure makes good sandwiches!"
Goat works at Subway?
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Goat works at Subway?
by Bob Perry » Mon Jan 14, 2013 10:19 pm
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Re: Goat works at Subway?
by Dale Shaw » Mon Jan 14, 2013 10:21 pm
no better Bar-B-Que than bar b que goat 
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Re: Goat works at Subway?
by beaconlight » Tue Jan 15, 2013 9:57 am
Dale and here I thought you liked flattened possum best.
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Re: Goat works at Subway?
by John *.?-!.* cub owner » Tue Jan 15, 2013 10:10 am
Bob Perry wrote:.........He must have gotten a job at Subway, because the man who bought him said "He sure makes good sandwiches!"
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to restrain the people, it is an instrument for the people to restrain the
government lest it come to dominate our lives and interests." Patrick Henry
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government lest it come to dominate our lives and interests." Patrick Henry
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Re: Goat works at Subway?
by Bob Perry » Wed Jan 16, 2013 1:43 pm
" ...and what kind of bread would you like that on?"
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