A local boy comes back from college to see his family after his first few weeks...
Dad: Hey, sport, how ya doin'?
Steve: Good.
Dad: Made any friends, yet?
Steve: Yeah.
Dad: How are they?
Steve: Good.
Dad: How are your grades?
Steve: Good.
Dad: Like your teachers?
Steve: Yeah.
Dad: How's the "welcome back" cake taste?
Steve: Good.
They eat, visit, and other family members talk to each other, but Dad notices Steven is being very quiet. He shakes it out of his mind.
Dad: So, what major have you finally chosen?
Steven: Communication.
Dad:
Like my joke?
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Jokes, Riddles, Laughs
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Keep it clean (we have youngsters here) and leave the politics and religious jokes for some other forum
Keep it clean (we have youngsters here) and leave the politics and religious jokes for some other forum
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Re: Jokes, Riddles, Laughs
Sounds like my granddaughter.
In the middle of every difficulty lies opportunity. - Albert Einstein
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Re: Jokes, Riddles, Laughs
How many country/western singers does it take to change a lightbulb???
5: one to change it, and four to sing about how they long for the old one.
-Graycub
5: one to change it, and four to sing about how they long for the old one.
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Re: Jokes, Riddles, Laughs
i don't think most people actually long for the good old days, they actually long for their youth.. My dad used to say the only thing good about the GOOD OLD DAYS were that you were young and felt like fighting it. I agree with him.Gray Cub wrote:How many country/western signers does it take to change a lightbulb???
5: one to change it, and four to sing about how they long for the old one.
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