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Priceless

Postby Rudi » Sat Jan 12, 2013 2:43 pm

A Police STOP at 2:00 AM :


An elderly man is stopped by the police around 2 A.M and is asked where he is going at this time of night.

The man replies, "I am on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late."

The officer then asks, "Really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?"

The man replies, "That would be my wife."
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Thanks Dan! :big smile: Em busted up over this one
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Re: Priceless

Postby RUSSALL » Sat Jan 12, 2013 6:15 pm

D'oh!! Busted. Was his name Homer? :lol:
https://www.google.com/search?q=homer+s ... 24&bih=672


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Re: Priceless

Postby ricky racer » Sat Jan 12, 2013 8:07 pm

:lol: :lol:
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Re: Priceless

Postby grumpy » Sat Jan 12, 2013 8:11 pm

Been there and done that. :roll: :roll:
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