An old classified ad

[Paul B]

A number of years ago before craigslist, ebay, wide spread computer usage, etc., there was a weekly "buy/sell/trade" newspaper sold in this area, and I will always remember one for sale ad that had just a phone number and a short and to the point item discription "For Sale, bullet proof vest. Used one time."

[John *.?-!.* cub owner]

One small hole, easily mended over.