A Blind Man Walks Into A Bar....
Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2012 10:10 pm
a blind man unwittingly walks into a hardcore lesbian bar, orders a drink and sits at the bar. being a friendly sort, he says
"anyone want to hear the latest blonde joke"
the whole place stops... the woman sitting closest to him says
" before you start this joke, i should warn you, im a female kickboxing champion and im blonde, the woman behind you is a bare knuckle boxer, who is blonde, and the bartender has a baseball bat and a very quick temper- she is also blonde. Now, do you still want to tell the joke?"
"nah" he replies, "not if im gonna have to explain it three times"
"anyone want to hear the latest blonde joke"
the whole place stops... the woman sitting closest to him says
" before you start this joke, i should warn you, im a female kickboxing champion and im blonde, the woman behind you is a bare knuckle boxer, who is blonde, and the bartender has a baseball bat and a very quick temper- she is also blonde. Now, do you still want to tell the joke?"
"nah" he replies, "not if im gonna have to explain it three times"