a blind man unwittingly walks into a hardcore lesbian bar, orders a drink and sits at the bar. being a friendly sort, he says
"anyone want to hear the latest blonde joke"
the whole place stops... the woman sitting closest to him says
" before you start this joke, i should warn you, im a female kickboxing champion and im blonde, the woman behind you is a bare knuckle boxer, who is blonde, and the bartender has a baseball bat and a very quick temper- she is also blonde. Now, do you still want to tell the joke?"
"nah" he replies, "not if im gonna have to explain it three times"
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A Blind Man Walks Into A Bar....
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Re: A Blind Man Walks Into A Bar....
...Laughed out loud... Dave
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Re: A Blind Man Walks Into A Bar....
Winfield Dave wrote::bellylaugh: ...Laughed out loud...
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