A Blind Man Walks Into A Bar....

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A Blind Man Walks Into A Bar....

Postby ricky racer » Thu Mar 08, 2012 10:10 pm

a blind man unwittingly walks into a hardcore lesbian bar, orders a drink and sits at the bar. being a friendly sort, he says

"anyone want to hear the latest blonde joke"

the whole place stops... the woman sitting closest to him says

" before you start this joke, i should warn you, im a female kickboxing champion and im blonde, the woman behind you is a bare knuckle boxer, who is blonde, and the bartender has a baseball bat and a very quick temper- she is also blonde. Now, do you still want to tell the joke?"

"nah" he replies, "not if im gonna have to explain it three times"
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Re: A Blind Man Walks Into A Bar....

Postby Winfield Dave » Thu Mar 08, 2012 10:24 pm

:bellylaugh: ...Laughed out loud... :bellylaugh:
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Re: A Blind Man Walks Into A Bar....

Postby John(videodoc) » Fri Mar 09, 2012 6:16 am

Winfield Dave wrote::bellylaugh: ...Laughed out loud... :bellylaugh:
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