A Tune Up Is A Turne Up, Right???

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A Tune Up Is A Turne Up, Right???

Postby ricky racer » Wed Apr 20, 2011 7:48 pm

A mechanic was removing a cylinder-head from the motor of a
tractor when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop.
The cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come
and take a look at his tractor when the mechanic shouted across the
garage.

"Hey, Doc, want to take a look at this?"

The cardiologist, a bit surprised, walked over to where the
mechanic was working on the tractor.

The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and ask, "So
Doc, look at this engine. I open its' heart, take the valves out,
repair any damage, and then put them back in, and when I finish, it
works just like new. So how come I make $39,675 a year and you get the
really big bucks ($1,695,759) when you and I are doing basically the
same work?"

The cardiologist paused, smiled and leaned over, then whispered to
the mechanic..........."Try doing it with the engine running."
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Re: A Tune Up Is A Turne Up, Right???

Postby Bill Hudson » Wed Apr 20, 2011 8:08 pm

:bellylaugh: :bellylaugh:

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Re: A Tune Up Is A Turne Up, Right???

Postby Rudi » Thu Apr 21, 2011 8:35 am

As one who has had his "engine" worked on -- this was hilarious :big smile: Thanks Dave .. good one to start off the day with :lol:
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Re: A Tune Up Is A Turne Up, Right???

Postby Tezell » Sun May 01, 2011 1:47 pm

:big laugh: :big laugh: :big laugh: :big laugh:
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