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Which came first...Rosie or the egg?

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Which came first...Rosie or the egg?

Postby Barnyard » Wed Mar 23, 2011 3:36 pm

While we were at DSCF we had breakfast every morning at a nice little diner in town. Rosie saw that the 'senior's special' was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $2.99.

'Sounds good,' Rosie said. 'But I don't want the eggs.'

'Then, I'll have to charge you $3.49 because you're ordering a la carte,' the waitress warned her.

'You mean I'd have to pay for not taking the eggs?' my wife asked incredulously.

'YES!' stated the waitress.

Rosie just looked at her somewhat dumfounded and replied, "Well,'I'll take the special then".

'How do you want your eggs?' the waitress asked.

'Raw and in the shell,' my wife replied.

She took the two eggs home and baked a cake.

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Re: Which came first...Rosie or the egg?

Postby Mr E » Wed Mar 23, 2011 4:32 pm

Gotta love a smart lady!!
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Re: Which came first...Rosie or the egg?

Postby grumpy » Wed Mar 23, 2011 10:03 pm

never gave that a thought!!
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