While we were at DSCF we had breakfast every morning at a nice little diner in town. Rosie saw that the 'senior's special' was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $2.99.
'Sounds good,' Rosie said. 'But I don't want the eggs.'
'Then, I'll have to charge you $3.49 because you're ordering a la carte,' the waitress warned her.
'You mean I'd have to pay for not taking the eggs?' my wife asked incredulously.
'YES!' stated the waitress.
Rosie just looked at her somewhat dumfounded and replied, "Well,'I'll take the special then".
'How do you want your eggs?' the waitress asked.
'Raw and in the shell,' my wife replied.
She took the two eggs home and baked a cake.
DON'T MESS WITH ROSIE!!!
She learned it all from me!
Which came first...Rosie or the egg?
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Which came first...Rosie or the egg?
by Barnyard » Wed Mar 23, 2011 3:36 pm
I don't believe in taking the bull by the horns. I took a goat by the horns once and that was enough excitement for me.
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Re: Which came first...Rosie or the egg?
by Mr E » Wed Mar 23, 2011 4:32 pm
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Re: Which came first...Rosie or the egg?
by grumpy » Wed Mar 23, 2011 10:03 pm
never gave that a thought!!
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