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Never talk on an elevator!

Postby Barnyard » Thu Feb 10, 2011 5:58 pm

I spent the last three days in one of our other buildings attending training. By the way, this is the training that threatened my trip to DSCF next week. Thankfully, I think management likes me and helped in getting the training scheduled a different week. Anyway, coming back from lunch I got on the elevator and ran into Marti, who once worked with Rosie for many years when she and Rosie worked in the building I now work in. She asked, “How is your mean, old wife doing”? To which I replied, “She’s still mean, she’s now old and she’s still my wife, but I’ll tell her you described her perfectly”. Marti simply said, “Not if I call her first”.

When will I ever learn? I hope it warms up soon. That newly enclosed porch still gets cold at night.
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Re: Never talk on an elevator!

Postby Bob McCarty » Thu Feb 10, 2011 7:37 pm

Bill, If you're cold sleeping on the porch, maybe you need a third dog. :D

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Re: Never talk on an elevator!

Postby Barnyard » Thu Feb 10, 2011 8:33 pm

Bob, You've seen these two when you were here
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Then we added this fella in October.
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If I'm not careful it will be a three dog night on that porch. They might even kick me off. Good thing I still have hay in BOB.
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Re: Never talk on an elevator!

Postby John(videodoc) » Thu Feb 10, 2011 9:18 pm

ouch! :)

i texted the dimensions of new dishwasher i have to replace this weekend (wish me luck) 24 inches wide, 35 inches tall to the wife so she could pick one out. I happen to add the comment the dishwasher, not your butt. Boy i am glad i got a new couch recently. :)
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