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911 Call
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Keep it clean (we have youngsters here) and leave the politics and religious jokes for some other forum
Keep it clean (we have youngsters here) and leave the politics and religious jokes for some other forum
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911 Call
A blonde frantically called 911 and told the dispatcher that someone had broken into her car. They had stolen her steering wheel, her radio, everything! The dispatcher calmly told her that an officer would arrive shortly. About ten minutes later the officer radioed back "everything is okay, she got in the back seat."
"We don't need to think more,
we need to think differently."
-Albert Einstein
we need to think differently."
-Albert Einstein
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Re: 911 Call
Bob, good one......but, you have waaaay too much time on your hands! Find another project!!
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Re: 911 Call
1929 Farmall Regular
1935 John Deere B
1937 John Deere A
1941 John Deere H
1952 John Deere B
1953 Farmall Cub
1935 John Deere B
1937 John Deere A
1941 John Deere H
1952 John Deere B
1953 Farmall Cub
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Re: 911 Call
I like it!
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Re: 911 Call
Funny.
In about 10 minutes all blond jokes will be called sexist, discriminatory, derogatory, and subject the poster to years in prison.
In about 10 minutes all blond jokes will be called sexist, discriminatory, derogatory, and subject the poster to years in prison.
I have an excuse. CRS.
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