Overheard at the local coffee shop....

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Overheard at the local coffee shop....

Postby Bob McCarty » Mon Sep 09, 2019 6:54 pm

"My wife celebrated finding a box of clothing that still fit her. I reminded her they were scarves. I think my eye will look better tomorrow."

from the Fence Post magazine.
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we need to think differently."
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Re: Overheard at the local coffee shop....

Postby Barnyard » Mon Sep 09, 2019 7:06 pm

Very good, I’m sharing this.
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Re: Overheard at the local coffee shop....

Postby Donegal Cub » Wed Sep 11, 2019 11:56 am

On a similar theme. I was in a pub and I overheard these two guys talking about a friend of theirs who had a reputation of being a Scrooge one guy said "he is so mean that he wouldn't give you a lift even if you were in your coffin" :lol:


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