Woemns seminar

[John *.?-!.* cub owner]

A group of women were at a seminar on how to live in a loving
relationship with their husband. The women were asked,

"How many of you love your husband?"

All the women raised their hands. Then they were asked,
"When was the last time you told your husband you loved him?"

Some women answered today, a few yesterday, and some
couldn't remember.

The women were then told to take out their cell phones and
text to their husband: "I love you, sweetheart."

The women were then instructed to exchange phones with
another person, and to read aloud the text message they
received, in response.

Below are 12 replies; some are hilarious. If you have been married
for quite a while....a sign of true love....who else would reply
in such a succinct and honest way?

1. Who the hell is this?

2. Eh, mother of my children, are you sick or what?

3. Yeah, and I love you too. What's up with you?

4. What now? Did you crash the car again?

5. I don't understand what you mean?

6. What the heck did you do now?

8. Don't beat about the bush, just tell me how much you need?

9. Am I dreaming?

10. If you don't tell me who this message is actually for, someone will die.

11. I thought we agreed you wouldn't drink during the day.

12. Your mother is coming to stay with us, isn't she?

[Donegal Cub]

Wonderful John,
The replies will keep me smiling for the rest of the day
Bernard,
Donegal Cub.

[Stanton]

[John *.?-!.* cub owner]

just realized my horiffic typing struck again in the title!!!

My reply would have been who are you and what have you done with my wife??? Not because she would not send that kind of message, but because she does not know how to text.

[Mike in Louisiana]

Good one John.

[Eugene]

How many times have I told you not to text or phone me at work unless it's an emergency?

[Bill Hudson]