"BREAKING NEWS ALERT"
Posted: Sat Apr 06, 2013 8:13 pm
Eyewitness has confirmed unkown "CROP CIRCLES" appearing in lawns in Washington Co. Mo. The eyewitness reports they are semi circles that origanate in a fresh plowed garden area and across a manicured lawn,and disappear into a gravel drive at a garage door. Eyewitness states the spacecraft ?? was attempting a high speed take off because it left a perfect track liftin a 4-6 inch swath of grass and tossed it at least a foot away from the track.During a peek intothe garage eyewitness states a circular disk type object was seen hiding behind a CUB tractor.
Owners of the property would only comment was " Got a minute to help me fix that?" Owner was also observed trying to bribe young children with SCOOTER rides to keep them silent about any knowledge of the Circle. After observing the strange marks eyewitness states Johnnie sure seemed glad to get the grass flipped over n cover the trail up before Joanne saw it
Owners of the property would only comment was " Got a minute to help me fix that?" Owner was also observed trying to bribe young children with SCOOTER rides to keep them silent about any knowledge of the Circle. After observing the strange marks eyewitness states Johnnie sure seemed glad to get the grass flipped over n cover the trail up before Joanne saw it