"BREAKING NEWS ALERT"

Sat Apr 06, 2013 8:13 pm

Eyewitness has confirmed unkown "CROP CIRCLES" appearing in lawns in Washington Co. Mo. The eyewitness reports they are semi circles that origanate in a fresh plowed garden area and across a manicured lawn,and disappear into a gravel drive at a garage door. Eyewitness states the spacecraft ?? was attempting a high speed take off because it left a perfect track liftin a 4-6 inch swath of grass and tossed it at least a foot away from the track.During a peek intothe garage eyewitness states a circular disk type object was seen hiding behind a CUB tractor.
Owners of the property would only comment was " Got a minute to help me fix that?" Owner was also observed trying to bribe young children with SCOOTER rides to keep them silent about any knowledge of the Circle. After observing the strange marks eyewitness states Johnnie sure seemed glad to get the grass flipped over n cover the trail up before Joanne saw it :{_}: :{_}:

Re: "BREAKING NEWS ALERT"

Sat Apr 06, 2013 8:25 pm

The men in black were in disguise, but the truck they were in was black, and they successfully hid the trail and the craft is being stored waiting for transport to a certain secluded research area.

Re: "BREAKING NEWS ALERT"

Sun Apr 07, 2013 8:06 pm

I told Jeremy that I appreciate him helping me hid the evidence so much that I would not charge him rent on his Dad's trailer.

Re: "BREAKING NEWS ALERT"

Mon Apr 08, 2013 5:26 pm

Gotta get home quick looks like your neighbor was hit by the flyin saucer to :lol: :lol: Need to setup some saucer repelers i think one of them critters is lurking around my place .

Re: "BREAKING NEWS ALERT"

Tue Apr 09, 2013 12:37 pm

flash, you should have seen your grandson out there helping us hide the evidence. He was following us and after watching jeremy a little bit he was coming along stomping the sod into place. all 25 pounds of him. :D