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Postby johnbron » Tue Apr 26, 2005 1:27 pm

If anybody finds this post offensive (Remove-it) or let me know and I will do it.


I just thought it might enlighten those as it did me as to how does a person give more than 100% effort of themselves.

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:


What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%?

What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:


If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.



Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%



and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%



But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%



And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%



AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
!


So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the BullshiT and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.
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Postby Lurker Carl » Tue Apr 26, 2005 3:13 pm

Good ole 'brown nosing' gets you to the head of the class at 150% - that beats a$$ kissing and BS hands down!

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Postby Scott » Tue Apr 26, 2005 5:43 pm

thats a good one.
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Postby Carm » Wed Apr 27, 2005 7:40 am

Very nice...I need to realign my work strategy now! :lol: :lol:


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