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Was this one here before?

Postby Bus Driver » Tue Nov 06, 2012 5:18 pm

During a visit to my doctor, I asked him, "How do you determine whether or not an older person should be put in an old age home?"
"Well," he said, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the person to empty the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," I said. "A normal person would use the bucket because it is bigger than the spoon or the teacup."
"No" he said. "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"
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Re: Was this one here before?

Postby Winfield Dave » Tue Nov 06, 2012 6:29 pm

:bellylaugh: :bellylaugh: :bellylaugh:
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Postby Tezell » Tue Nov 06, 2012 6:44 pm

:lol: :lol:

Good one!
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Re: Was this one here before?

Postby randallc » Wed Nov 07, 2012 6:47 am

Dang it !!!! By the window please.
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Postby John *.?-!.* cub owner » Wed Nov 07, 2012 1:50 pm

close to the nurses station, they are cute.
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