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Trick or Treat

Postby Barnyard » Tue Oct 23, 2012 9:44 pm

You know you may be too old to Trick or Treat when:

10. You keep knocking on your own front door.
9. People say: 'Great Boris Karloff Mask,' and you're not wearing a mask.
8. You ask for soft high fiber candy only.
7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance and fall over.
6. You remove your false teeth to change your appearance.
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5. When the door opens you yell, 'Trick or...' and you can't remember the rest.
4. By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders.
3. You have to carefully choose a costume that doesn't dislodge your hairpiece.
2. You're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker.

And the number one reason you may be too old to go Trick Or Treating...
1. You have to keep going home to pee!

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