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Postby Mike in Louisiana » Mon Jun 11, 2012 8:49 am

Herman James, a North Carolina mountain man, was drafted by the Army. On his first day in basic training, the Army issued him a comb. That afternoon the Army barber sheared off all his hair. On his second day, the Army issued Herman a toothbrush. That afternoon the Army dentist yanked seven of his teeth. On the third day, the Army issued him a jock strap. The Army has been looking for Herman for 51 years.
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Re: ouch

Postby Bob McCarty » Mon Jun 11, 2012 9:01 am

I like that!

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Re: ouch

Postby Bill Hudson » Mon Jun 11, 2012 9:45 am

:bellylaugh: :bellylaugh: :bellylaugh: :bellylaugh:
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Re: ouch

Postby tmays » Mon Jun 11, 2012 10:00 pm

Good one Mr Mike!
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