HOW TO INSTALL A SOUTHERN HOME SECURITY SYSTEM
1. Go to Goodwill and buy a pair of size 14 -16 men's work boots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine.
3. Put four giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads ......
Bubba,
Bertha, Duke, Slim, & I went for more ammo and beer. Be back in an
hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls. They got the mailman this morning
and messed him up bad. I don't Ithink Killer took part, but it was
hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in
the house. Better wait outside. Be right back.
- Cooter
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2. Keep the discussion civil.
3. Name calling is not allowed.
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The mods and the site admin reserve the right to "lock" or "delete" any discussion that in our opinion, is "heading in the wrong direction."
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A southern "security System"
by Bezirk » Thu May 24, 2012 3:46 pm
I seem to know more and more about less and less, soon I'll know everything about nothing !
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Re: A southern "security System"
by beaconlight » Mon May 28, 2012 10:01 am
Hey what ever works.
Bill
"Life's tough.It's even tougher if you're stupid."
- John Wayne
" We hang petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office."
- Aesop
"Life's tough.It's even tougher if you're stupid."
- John Wayne
" We hang petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office."
- Aesop
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Re: A southern "security System"
by VinceD » Mon May 28, 2012 7:08 pm
Vince
High atop Hummingbird Hill
In the Missouri Ozarks
High atop Hummingbird Hill
In the Missouri Ozarks
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Re: A southern "security System"
by Corky's Cub » Fri Jun 01, 2012 8:17 pm
That'd do it! Ask Ellie!
I'd post pix of the guns too, but they're leaning on the wall out by the boots! LOL
Corky
I'd post pix of the guns too, but they're leaning on the wall out by the boots! LOL
Corky
I found this old Cub, Forgotten and Forlorn,
With pistons and valves frozen and worn.
Help from my buddies on Farmallcub.com,
And an engine from Ralph, (37’s the one),
Now ole Corky is running and back to life,
Much to the surprise of my dear, dear wife!
With pistons and valves frozen and worn.
Help from my buddies on Farmallcub.com,
And an engine from Ralph, (37’s the one),
Now ole Corky is running and back to life,
Much to the surprise of my dear, dear wife!
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