Joe Arpaio
Posted: Tue Jan 18, 2005 12:16 pm
Many of you may not have heard of Joe Arpaio.
Joe is the Maricopa Co (Phoenix, AZ) sheriff, and has earned a reputation of being the country's toughest law man.
He created the "tent city jail". He has jail meals down to 25 cents a serving and charges the inmates for them
He stopped smoking and porno magazines in the jails. Took away their weights. Cut off all but "G" movies. He started chain gangs so the inmates could do free work on county and city projects.
He started chain gangs for women so he wouldn't get sued for discrimination.
He took away cable TV until he found out there was a federal court order that required cable TV for jails. So he hooked up the cable TV again but only let in the Disney channel and the weather channel. When asked why the weather channel he replied, so they will know how hot it's gonna be while they are working on my chain gangs.
He cut off coffee since it has zero nutritional value. When the inmates complained, he told them, "This isn't the Ritz Carlton. If you don't like it, don't come back."
We all like Joe. His approval rating is like 90%. Nobody even tries to run against him in the elections
Joe is the Maricopa Co (Phoenix, AZ) sheriff, and has earned a reputation of being the country's toughest law man.
He created the "tent city jail". He has jail meals down to 25 cents a serving and charges the inmates for them
He stopped smoking and porno magazines in the jails. Took away their weights. Cut off all but "G" movies. He started chain gangs so the inmates could do free work on county and city projects.
He started chain gangs for women so he wouldn't get sued for discrimination.
He took away cable TV until he found out there was a federal court order that required cable TV for jails. So he hooked up the cable TV again but only let in the Disney channel and the weather channel. When asked why the weather channel he replied, so they will know how hot it's gonna be while they are working on my chain gangs.
He cut off coffee since it has zero nutritional value. When the inmates complained, he told them, "This isn't the Ritz Carlton. If you don't like it, don't come back."
We all like Joe. His approval rating is like 90%. Nobody even tries to run against him in the elections