Oil Shortage????

Mon May 24, 2004 9:28 pm

OIL SHORTAGE?

A lot of folks cannot understand how we came to have an oil shortage. Well, here's a very simple answer. Nobody bothered to check the oil. We just did not know we were getting low. The reason for that is purely geographical. All our oil is in Alaska, Texas, Oklahoma, Wyoming, Montana, The Dakotas, California, and Gulf of Mexico. All our dipsticks are in Washington, DC.

Wed Jun 30, 2004 10:26 pm

YOU GOT THAT RIGHT!