George Phillips of Meridian Mississippi was going up
> >Â > to bed when his wife told him that he'd left
the
> >Â > light on in the garden shed, which she could
see
> >Â > from the bedroom window. George opened the back
door
> >Â > to go turn off the light, but saw that there
were
> >Â > people in the shed stealing things. He phoned
the
> >Â > police, who asked "Is someone in your house?"
and he
> >Â > said no. Then they said that all patrols were
busy,
> >Â > and that he should simply lock his door and an
> > > officer would be along when available. George
> >Â > said," Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and
phoned the
> >Â > police again. "Hello I just called you a few
seconds
> >Â > ago because there were people in my shed.
Well, you
> >Â > don't have to worry about them now cause I've
just
> >Â > shot them all." Then he hung up. Within five
minutes
> >Â > three police cars, an Armed Response unit, and
an ambulance showed up at
> >Â > the Phillips residence.
> >Â > Of course, the police caught the burglars
red-handed.
> >Â > One of the Policemen said to George: "I thought
you
> >Â > said that you'd shot them!" George said, "I
thought
> >Â > you said there was nobody available!"
> >Â > (True Story)???
> >Â >
> >Â >Â Â Â Â IÂ LOVE IT.
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